I don't post much about politics. And I intend to continue that trend! But over on The Slog, there's a guest post by one of the candidates for governor of Washington, who's explaining that no, really, he's totally a feminist, and supports women. And it ends with what is perhaps the most unfortunate metaphor I've seen all month, which I had to share with the world.
"I'm aware that there's still a thick glass ceiling blocking many women from attaining professional success. But as Governor, I promise you that I will continue to appoint qualified women to positions of power. With your help, I can be the man who hands you the broom to break through that ceiling."
I would just like to take a moment to look at that paragraph, and admire the levels at which it fails, while being by all indications a sincere attempt to explain support for feminism. Sometimes there's nothing left to say but oh dear.
ETA: I am mildly relieved to discover this is actually a spoof of the candidate, and not the candidate himself posting.
"I'm aware that there's still a thick glass ceiling blocking many women from attaining professional success. But as Governor, I promise you that I will continue to appoint qualified women to positions of power. With your help, I can be the man who hands you the broom to break through that ceiling."
I would just like to take a moment to look at that paragraph, and admire the levels at which it fails, while being by all indications a sincere attempt to explain support for feminism. Sometimes there's nothing left to say but oh dear.
ETA: I am mildly relieved to discover this is actually a spoof of the candidate, and not the candidate himself posting.